I will never be simple pretty. Check it out. Good stuff for a Monday.
Katie Makkai’s “Pretty” Spoken Word Performance Is Pretty Awesome.
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06/03/2010
The City: Erin Vs. Olivia Part Infinite
Forget about The Hills, Speidi is SO last week. After watching this week's episode of The City, it's all about the never-ending battle between Erin and Olivia at Elle magazine. Any conscious viewer can practically FEEL the heat emitting from Erin as day after day passes, event after event unfolds with the same consequence: Olivia's inept ability to perform the true duties of her position. "Is Guess popular in California?" As a native Californian and die hard Golden State girl, I was wildly offended by her stupidity and ignorance considering the Guess PR Editor was standing inches away, just as sickened with Olivia as I.
Forget slacking, this girl completely disregards direction from any superior, even the head honcho Joe, who usually fights for her cause. This week, Joe attempts to chastise an amused Olivia, while Erin's smirks and eye-rolls go into overdrive. Besides our name share, I undoubtedly admire Erin's class, self control and attitude. The average girl would go crazy being around such a witch (Olivia). It's obvious the only thing Olivia IS good at is keeping relationships with the people at the top, solidifying her status among the fashion world. She sucks up so good we should all take notes. It's more than her apathetic stance, her sugary sweet sarcasm, or her stinging no-so-camouflaged comments about those she disliked. It's even more than her passive aggressive response to ANY confrontation.
I can't quite put my finger on the EXACT characteristic that makes me fume from my bedroom, so until I pinpoint it I will be watching intently, dedicated to identifying what I HATE about Olivia most. She makes it so easy it is fun. Of course, other stuff happened in the episode; Roxy's on and off again to Whitney threatened to get her into trouble with no-nonsense Kelly (whom I ADORE). Whitney gets pummeled with criticism about her lackluster line (which I think is cute to the average girl, but high fashion????) What else happened? I don't know. I was too busy giggling at Erin's current attempt to replace Olivia that I must've missed everything else!
Next Tuesday night, you know where I'll be :>)
Get Him to the Greek: Mindless comedy or Mindnumbing overkill?
Get Him to the Greek, released tomorrow, June 4th in theaters is the hilariously drawn out "somewhat" sequel to the popular comedy cult classic production "Forgetting Sarah Marshall". Greek re-introduces the radical, oversexed musician Aldous Snow and we receive an in-depth ride into who this character really is. Identical to his character in Sarah Marshall, Aldous Snow is once again up to his sneaky shenanigans, camouflaged by his attractive British accent and skin tight wardrobe. Performed effortlessly by Russell Brand, who in effect is essentially playing himself to the tenth degree, is genius although typical. However, since he America first met Mr. Brand through the MTV Awards a few years ago, we have happily indulged his outlandish jokes and bachelor behavior with sneers followed by uncontrollable laughter.
Then of course, we can't forget "Seth" aka Jonah Hill who plays the same breakout character of Seth in Superbad, which we love him for. He is not far removed from the horny, geeky but brave teenager obsessing with reaching his goal. It is the same story here, only this one is for grown-ups and is full of sex and nudity, the pillars of rock and roll, which is the setting for this crazy yet suspenseful work of art. All of the characters blend well and suck you in, allowing any criticism to be delayed by the constant profanity and thrilling images. But one character in general shocked me the most, and kept my silly smile plastered on my face as I walked outside the theater to my car. I kept shaking my head, amazed by the performance of Sean "P Diddy" Combs. As usual, his character he plays is him. Diddy as a record exec, nothing new about that. Wrong. This character is out of control, psychotic, but absolutely determined and ridiculously committed to his tactics and style. From smashing lava lamps to car accidents, I don't want to spoil the absurdness of his bizarre comedy style; all I can say is that whatever he did, it worked. Diddy turned out to be my favorite character and made the trip to the theater well worth it.
We the audience love comedies that make no real sense, combining every comical cliche ever thought of, but done efficiently enough to have out stomachs aching from this guilty pleasure. I personally had planned to wait for the DVD but was offered free tickets to the premiere. And I can say I was pleasantly surprised at the non-stop debauchery and climax of each scene. The big questions: Does he get him to the Greek?? Find out for yourself tomorrow!
Then of course, we can't forget "Seth" aka Jonah Hill who plays the same breakout character of Seth in Superbad, which we love him for. He is not far removed from the horny, geeky but brave teenager obsessing with reaching his goal. It is the same story here, only this one is for grown-ups and is full of sex and nudity, the pillars of rock and roll, which is the setting for this crazy yet suspenseful work of art. All of the characters blend well and suck you in, allowing any criticism to be delayed by the constant profanity and thrilling images. But one character in general shocked me the most, and kept my silly smile plastered on my face as I walked outside the theater to my car. I kept shaking my head, amazed by the performance of Sean "P Diddy" Combs. As usual, his character he plays is him. Diddy as a record exec, nothing new about that. Wrong. This character is out of control, psychotic, but absolutely determined and ridiculously committed to his tactics and style. From smashing lava lamps to car accidents, I don't want to spoil the absurdness of his bizarre comedy style; all I can say is that whatever he did, it worked. Diddy turned out to be my favorite character and made the trip to the theater well worth it.
We the audience love comedies that make no real sense, combining every comical cliche ever thought of, but done efficiently enough to have out stomachs aching from this guilty pleasure. I personally had planned to wait for the DVD but was offered free tickets to the premiere. And I can say I was pleasantly surprised at the non-stop debauchery and climax of each scene. The big questions: Does he get him to the Greek?? Find out for yourself tomorrow!
10/27/2009
PIMPEDELIC-Inside the Mind of a Genius
Micah S. "Katt" Williams (born September 2, 1973) is a comedian, rapper, singer and actor. He is known for his stint on Nick Cannon's...
Date of birth: Sep 2, 1973
Country of nationality: United States of America
Last night, I had the pleasure of renting Katt Williams newest comedy dvd, available at your local Blockbuster. I had been longing to check out my favorite comedian, but for the most part the dvds were always sold out, considering they only offer about 7 copies in every store. Nevertheless, my persistence paid off last night when a spur-of-the-moment trip to my local video store proved successful. Originally, I was a bit hesitant considering I haven't heard much about this particular movie, and there has been negative press concerning Katt Williams' mental health in recent years. His untimely retirement hinted to substantial problems the comedian has faced in his personal and professional life. So I sat down, with my plate of food, and prepared myself to keep an open mind, somewhat unsure of what was in store.
I won't go into great detail about actual content, but I will state the most important facts:
The Positives:
-Taped in Washington, DC in 2005 (Yes this is NOT a new show)
-Focused on the REAL Katt Williams, as the man, NOT the comedian we are all familiar with
-Portrayed Williams as a eloquent, intelligent, hard working, individual
-Williams gave us a rare look at his mind state and even offered honest and brutal advice to up and coming comics
-Very very funny as usual
-Some different type of jokes and stories were introduced
-I realized that Katt the comedian and Katt the individual are two VERY separate people
-Comedy, like any art, is at its best when it originates from a darker, more profound place
The Negatives:
-I would have preferred a more in-depth look at his true personality, separate of a comedy special
-Many of the jokes were repeats, being that so far I have seen EVERY Katt Williams stand-up comedy special to-date
-At times, I was not sure whether or not Williams' cynicism was genuine or another example of dry humor
-The vast difference between his comedic voice and his 'normal' voice caused confusion over his actual 'real'
personality
-The dvd was very short, with only one extra feature (a throwback, amateurish, shaky video of one of his first
performance)
-I wanted to cry at times instead of laugh; I could feel the stress and depression and sadness ooze from Williams'
persona, he seemed EXTREMELY grateful and satisfied, yet not happy at all, which in turn saddens me on a
personal level. Does massive success and happiness EVER go together??????
FAVORITE LINES:
Williams at one point professed that "being broke" is a protection; it keeps us from doing all the stupid ridiculous things we would do if we did have money to blow (case in point Michael Jackson & plastic surgery)
Williams performed a spiel about life being too short and being happy in whatever position you are in: single or married. Loving your life as is will allow a long and happy life :)
Williams responded to critics who claim that fame changes people: he states, "I want to change, I want o make enough money to change my lifestlye and grow as a person, Isn't that the point???? If I wanted to stay the same I wouldn't try and rich and famous, I would just sit at home and do nothing like I did before! Change is a part of growth!"
OVERALL, this dvd was amazing for me, because it showed a unique and shocking side of Katt Williams that I may never catch a glimpse of again. If you are looking for fits of nonstop laughter and new material, this may not be for you. But if you, like me, are a realist, then no way will you leave this experience feeling unsatisfied. In fact, you may count your blessings, whatever position you are in! Williams delivers, once again, if not for the last time......
02/26/2009
11/04/2008
QotD: Make it Count
It's Election Day! How was your voting experience?
It was Fan frickin Tastic I tell you. I woke up today feeling shockingly invigorated and hopeful. Whether BARACK OBAMA! wins or not history has been made. And I was here to witness it. He has inspired and revived so many lost souls, broken spirits, and misguided youth. So many of "my people" are voting for the first time. For that alone I think greatness of him.
But there's so much more. Not because he is simply my same shade, but because of everything that he stands for and does NOT stand for. Of course, even if I was not a Barack Obama super fan, the ridiculousness we call the Republican ticket makes it quite easy to become a bandwagon fan. They are simply a joke. And WE are the truth. OBAMA for life!!! BARACK THE VOTE!
06/17/2008
Vox Hunt: Always on My Mind
ALSO................shhhh dont tell the 'rents....lol
Vox Hunt: Always on My Mind
Some CRAZY and PREMATURE thoughts on my mind lately. Sure we've been nonchalantly and unrealistically discussing it.........
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